Do you know what The Queen said to Najib and why Najib cancelled his vacation ?

Najib asked the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?" " Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Najib frowned, and then asked, " But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Najib went back home to ask Mahyudin the same question. "answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," said Mahyudin. "Let me get back to you on that one..." He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Lim Guan Eng's shoes in the next stall. Mahyudin didn't want but asked anyway, "Lim, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Lim yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!" Mahyudin smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Najib. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Lim Guan Eng!" Najib got up, stomped over to Mahyudin, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

WHY SINGAPOREAN Girls CAN’T WIN MISS UNIVERSE TITLE

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It was the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore were being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with “L”

Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter “L”

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal
starting with the letter “L”

Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with “L”

Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce

Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter “L”

Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter “L”, they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter “L”

Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: L.. C...!! (all the judges fainted)

ABCDEFGHIJK

A wife asked her husband to describe her …..

He said, ‘You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K’.

She said, ‘What does that mean?’

He said Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot’.

She said, ‘Oh that’s so lovely. What about I, J, K ?’

He said– I’m Just Kidding—!!! : )

Creative Thinking

There was one family of Terengganu people nak balik raye and they were stuffed into one Kancil.

Seven of the family members all together. So the conversation;

Mum: Guane nih..penuh kete. Dok muak ayoh mu wey!

Dad: Betul jugok. Guane nok buak nih? Lamo dok sapa kampong.

Mum: Tujuh oghang dokleh sumbak masuk kete kancil nih. Kecik do'oh!

And then they were thinking and thinking of the solution to their problem and how to make some space in the car. Suddenly their youngest son shouted...

Son: Abah, umi... Awe tau doh guane nok buak.! Kite skarang ade tujuh oghang. Tamboh la soghang lagi baru jadik 'LAPANG'...!!!